How to turn annoying phone calls into fun.. for yourself and others.

Last post I wrote about how much I get annoyed when other people talk on the phone in trains. But how can you turn this into fun? … Actually, I’m a bit stuck. I thought about many ways to make this fun when I wrote the post last time. But, it seems that I have forgotten them all in the last couple of days and now I don’t know what to write. So, let me shortly write down the few things that I can still remember.

• Address the other person with “Mr. President”, “Your majesty” (only initially, after that it’s “ma’am” , “Your honorable judge”, “His holiness” or simply “Capt’n”.
• Speak different lingo: Talking like a pirate can be quite entertaining. You find basic information on ‘how to talk like a pirate’ on www.talklikeapirate.com. The following video teaches you the basics too.

… and the others I forgot. Sorry for that.